Today's breaking news:
After large amounts of fighting, and nuclear warfare between the USSR and GeoROFLgia, the GeoROFLgians launched 8 nuclear missiles at the USSR and it's allies, which were shot down by the USSR's Anti-Missile Defense system. The USSR then used weapons it obtained from it's allies and rained them on GeoROFLgia, resulting in up to as many as 90,000 GeoROFLgian deaths.
Today's major news:
It has been decided ultimately that since the start of the War in the Republic of My has been a part of World War III. This includes major wars such as The war in Southeast Lolsia and the ongoing War in GeoROFLgia, and most likely many more to come.
LOLmania has joined the U-V-M trade association, and has been made nuclear by the others in the U-V-M with nukes.
Today's other news:
Diarrhea Infested Toilets Inc. has been launched and is now looking to sponsor videos on the internet. Their rivals, Clean ass toilets Inc.
It has been claimed the two may be planning on a co-operative business operation in the future.
The EASlol Space Station has been launched into space, beginning the Minecraftian space program. The station has promised to help from space attacks, and is armed with tactical nuclear weaponry. Many on Earth 2 fear this could be used for evil if it ends up in the wrong hands.
That's all there is for today. Sorry for the small amount of news. Slow news day, we think. Goodbye! and do come back!
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